Products
Everything you need to put your toilet on-chain.
Software that runs today in simulation, hardware that runs in our imagination, and a protocol that ties it all together.
The Shit Terminal
Bloomberg for your bathroom. Live SPS, oracle verdicts, anchors, a node registry, a command line and a trading simulator.
THRONE-01
Mirror gold. Node in the valve. Heated seat. Not for sale.
Software
The stack
Oracle API
Trust, but verify the shit.
POST a signed flush and get a verdict back. Signature, replay, clock, cooldown and rate checks are all real.
Learn moreEvent Stream
Every flush, as it happens.
A Server-Sent Events feed of detections, verdicts, anchors and signals. Same shape for simulated and live data.
Learn moreProof-of-Poop
Shareable. Stateless. Pointless.
Every flush mints a receipt link with its own share image. The whole receipt is encoded in the URL.
Learn moreDegen Engine
Signals literally based on toilets.
Turns regional flush momentum into deadpan LONG, SHORT and HOLD IT calls for the paper-trading simulator.
Learn moreShitOS SDK
Five functions. One toilet.
A TypeScript client for signing telemetry, posting flushes, streaming events and decoding receipts.
Learn moreHardware
Edge devices
Plans
Pick your throne
Guest
Live · simulationAnyone with a browser and a bladder.
Price
Free
- Demo node in the terminal
- Flush button and receipts
- Paper-trading simulator
- Leaderboard handle
Operator
Coming soonOne real toilet. One real node.
Price
TBA
- ShitNode Mini or Pro
- Signed telemetry to the oracle
- Persistent points and streaks
- Wallet-signed handle
Validator
ConceptFor people who should not be allowed near money.
Price
TBA
- THRONE-01 in mirror gold
- Node inside the flush valve
- Heated seat for uptime
- Bragging rights, on-chain
No payments are taken anywhere on this site. Hardware is concept-stage and prices are not set.
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Which node fits your toilet?
| ShitNode Mini | ShitNode Pro | THRONE-01 Validator | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Install | Clamp-on, 9 seconds | Tank mount | Replace your toilet |
| Detects | Refill flow | Level + lever + profile | Valve, flow, seat |
| Radio | Wi-Fi, BLE | Wi-Fi, LoRa (opt.) | Wi-Fi |
| Signing | Secure element | Secure element | Secure element |
| Finish | Matte grey | White | Mirror gold |
| Status | Waitlist | Waitlist | Concept |