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Low latency. High fibre.

Three devices that turn ceramic into infrastructure. Each one carries a secure element, signs every event and refuses to be fooled by a replay attack.

SN-MINI / REV B

ShitNode Mini

Fits any toilet. Judges every toilet.

Clip-on water-flow sensor for the supply line. Detects refill volume and duration, signs the event, ships it over Wi-Fi.

MCU
ESP32-C6 (RISC-V, Wi-Fi 6, BLE 5)
Sensor
Hall-effect flow, 0.3–30 L/min
Secure element
ATECC608-class, ed25519 device key
Power
CR123A or USB-C, ~14 months
Install
Tool-free clamp, 9 seconds
Price
TBA
Flow turbineHall sensorSecure elementStatus LEDClamp shell
SN-PRO / REV C

ShitNode Pro

For the serious producer.

Tank-mounted ultrasonic level sensing plus time-of-flight lever detection. Tells a dual-flush low from a high. Optional LoRa for the sewer mesh.

MCU
ESP32-C6 + LoRa SX1262 (opt.)
Sensors
Ultrasonic level, ToF lever, temp
Profiles
dual-low · dual-high · single · double-flush
Display
0.96" OLED status window
Secure element
ATECC608-class, monotonic counter
Price
TBA
Ultrasonic headToF lever eyeOLED windowLoRa radioTank mount
TH-01 / CONCEPT

THRONE-01 Validator

Concept only. Please do not wire money to anyone claiming to sell you one.

A mirror-gold flushometer toilet with the node built into the flush valve. Every pull of the handle is signed at the source. The seat is heated, because validator uptime matters.

Compute
Node inside the flush-valve housing
Sensors
Flushometer valve, supply-line flow, seat occupancy
Finish
Mirror gold. Fingerprints are on-chain too.
Status
Valve-cap LED, blinks on every verified flush
Seat
Heated. Validator uptime is a priority.
Price
Concept. Not for sale.
Flush-valve nodeSupply-line sensorStatus LEDWall flangeHeated seat

Firmware

Device protocol

Provisioning

The keypair is generated inside the secure element at the factory. The public key is registered to the deviceId, and the private key never leaves the chip.

Signing

Every flush is signed as canonical JSON with a monotonic counter. See /protocol for the payload.

Transport

HTTPS over Wi-Fi by default, with LoRa to a gateway on the Pro. Offline events queue and replay in order.

Waitlist

Get in line. Politely.

Email only. No payments, no pre-orders, no deposits. Prices are TBA.