01Physical detection
The Dump
A human uses a toilet. A sensor monitors the flushing mechanism or water-flow event.
“Proof that something terrible happened.”
4.8 L3.12 s · dual-low
FlowVolumeDurationProfile
sensor: FLOW · pulses: 1842Solana-powered sanitation infrastructure
We put the shitin shitcoin.
The first operating system that turns your toilet into a decentralized economic machine.
Your toilet has been flushing liquidity down the drain for centuries. We're putting it on-chain.
— flushes— per secondsimulated
Connected to Solana
Flush detected
Telemetry online
Oracle: stable
Degen engine: armed
Live protocol stats
Simulated. Not real users, flushes or transactions.Simulation mode
Total flushes
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Connected toilets
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and counting, sadly
Shits per second
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Events processed
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detect · verify · reward
The protocol
From bowel to blockchain.
Four layers of unnecessary innovation.
02Oracle verification
The Oracle
The hardware signs the event. The backend checks the device identity, timestamp, replay counter and anti-spam rules.
“Trust, but verify the shit.”
- Device identity
- ed25519 signature
- Replay counter
- Timestamp window
- Rate limit
VerdictVERIFIED
sig: 3xQv…9fAe · counter: 1820403Settlement (batched)
Solana
Verified events are batched and the batch’s Merkle root can be anchored on Solana. One transaction per batch, not per flush.
“Your bowel movement has entered the financial system.”
Batch #4113 · 64 events1 tx, not 64
solanaTransaction: null · mode: SIMULATED04Outcomes
The Consequence
Shit Points, rankings, achievements, a simulated trading signal, burn-milestone progress or a collectible receipt.
“Congratulations. You have achieved absolutely nothing useful.”
Shit Points
+3
- Rank
- #18,204
- Signal
- HOLD IT
- Usefulness
- 0%
usefulness: 0Try it · your node THR-0000-NA
Flush your toilet.
Move the blockchain.
Press the button. Your node emits a flush event, the oracle checks it, it joins the next anchor batch and you get a receipt. Ten flushes in a minute and the oracle starts asking questions.
Simulation mode0 flushes · 0 points
- Dump
- Oracle
- Solana
- Consequence
The Shit Terminal
Bloomberg for your bathroom.
Live SPS, oracle verdicts, anchor batches, a node registry, a command line and a trading simulator whose signals are literally based on toilets.
Launch terminalThe Sewer Network
Every throne is a validator.
Simulation modeOpen network map
#1 · East Asia08:00 local
—flushes/sec (sim)
Morning coffee settlement window.
#2 · North America East19:00 local
—flushes/sec (sim)
Baseline throughput.
#3 · Latin America20:00 local
—flushes/sec (sim)
Baseline throughput.
Hardware
Low latency.
High fibre.
Three devices turn ceramic into infrastructure. Each one carries a secure element, signs every event and refuses to be gaslit by a replay attack.
