Simulated
SPS--
Nodes online--
OracleStable 100.0%
Solana slot (sim)--
$SHITPre-launch
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running

Overview

Global shits per second

0.0SPS NOW
MODEL EXPECTS — · SIM
110

Oracle verification funnel

0 in flight
  • Received0
  • Signature OK0
  • Replay OK0
  • Timestamp OK0
  • Rate/cooldown OK0
  • Verified (sim)0
  • Anchored (sim)0
REPLAY 0BAD_SIG 0RATE_LIMIT 0CLOCK_SKEW 0COOLDOWN 0

Flush heatmap // local hour × region

SIM
NA-WEST
NA-EAST
LATAM
EU-WEST
EU-CENTRAL
AFRICA
MIDEAST
ASIA-SOUTH
ASIA-EAST
OCEANIA
0006121823

Anchor batches

NO REAL TXS
NEXT BATCH0/64
  • First batch anchors after 64 verified events.

Network topology

hover a region

Throne leaderboard

SIM
  1. 01@u_bend_capital7 SHIT-53634 · EU-CENTRAL4,281
  2. 02@flush_enjoyer30 SHIT-61218 · AFRICA4,280
  3. 03@gravity_validator72 SHIT-89988 · ASIA-EAST4,246
  4. 04@plunger_dao30 SHIT-24861 · LATAM4,241
  5. 05@pipe_anon78 SHIT-14487 · NA-EAST4,239
  6. 06@drain_chad81 SHIT-39868 · EU-WEST4,139
  7. 07@pipe_king46 SHIT-60144 · AFRICA4,129
YOU · THR-0000-NA0 flushes · unranked until 1,000

Bowel-backed trading simulator

PAPER ONLY
Paper trading · simulated signals · not financial advice · signals are literally based on toilets
SPI-PERP · SHIT PRESSURE INDEX100.000+0.00% · 8m

Synthetic index driven by network SPS vs. model. Not the $SHIT price. The market is regular today.

Size (paper-$SHIT)
Portfolio
1,000,000
PnL
+0.00%
Position
0.00 SPI
Unrealized
+0
Win rate
—
Constipation idx
100%